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The LRB Personals

How have I never come across the Personals in the London Review of Books before?

Actually, that's a silly question. I've almost never read the LRB and even less often do I read Personals but having now come across them, they're an absolute joy to browse:

Female, 34. All own limbs. Seeks man with low priorities.


What I really want is a workshop with a lathe, but my flat’s not big enough. Desk worker M, 51, seeks F for turning.


Attractive 40 something F seeks solid, suited, salaried M. Fortunately I am none of these.


My therapist has given me such a good rate I can afford to indulge my bouts of infidelity and still deal elegantly with my guilt. Attached but unfaithful London male 60 seeks female counterpart. I promise an intensity of sexual joy unexpected in the LRB.


Sadly, I only discover them when apparently they are to be no more.

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q_sama
Dec. 23rd, 2010 04:42 pm (UTC)
That last one is to die for. :)
jainaj
Dec. 23rd, 2010 06:04 pm (UTC)
Those can't be real!
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